{"id":56,"date":"2005-11-15T17:20:33","date_gmt":"2005-11-15T21:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2005\/11\/15\/failure\/"},"modified":"2005-11-15T17:20:33","modified_gmt":"2005-11-15T21:20:33","slug":"failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2005\/11\/15\/failure\/","title":{"rendered":"Failure."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Soulhuntre and a hunk of Aluminum step onto the mat.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><b>Soulhuntre:<\/b> Your going down!<br \/><b>Aluminum:<\/b> Dude, your out of your mind<br \/><b>Soulhuntre:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/soulhuntre\/sets\/1374762\/\">Take this<\/a>!<br \/><b>Aluminum:<\/b> You are actually kidding me, right?<br \/><b>Soulhuntre:<\/b> How about now, with a hair dryer!<br \/><b>Aluminum<\/b>: (declines to answer, basks in the warmth)<br \/><b>Soulhuntre:<\/b> Bastard.<br \/><b>Soulhuntre:<\/b> (looks pensive)<br \/><b>Soulhuntre:<\/b> Fine, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/soulhuntre\/sets\/1374741\/\">take THIS<\/a>!<br \/><b>Aluminum:<\/b> Oh, that is much more comfortable.<br \/><b>Soulhuntre:<\/b> Don&#8217;t make me&#8230;<br \/><b>Aluminum:<\/b> I know, I know, the hair dryer. Whatever.<br \/><b>Soulhuntre:<\/b> (comment lost amid the sound of the hair dryer)<br \/><b>Aluminum:<\/b> Ow, ow, your hurting me, your hurting me.<br \/><b>Soulhuntre:<\/b> You sarcastic prick.<br \/><b>Aluminum:<\/b> You know it. Can I get a martini?<br \/><b>Soulhuntre:<\/b> (wanders away, stops and flips the bird)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soulhuntre and a hunk of Aluminum step onto the mat. Soulhuntre: Your going down!Aluminum: Dude, your out of your mindSoulhuntre: Take this!Aluminum: You are actually kidding me, right?Soulhuntre: How about now, with a hair dryer!Aluminum: (declines to answer, basks in the warmth)Soulhuntre: Bastard.Soulhuntre: (looks pensive)Soulhuntre: Fine, take THIS!Aluminum: Oh, that is much more comfortable.Soulhuntre: Don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53146,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}