{"id":561,"date":"2000-10-23T19:32:08","date_gmt":"2000-10-23T19:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2000\/10\/23\/something-to-help-take-the-edge-off-this-i-needed\/"},"modified":"2000-10-23T19:32:08","modified_gmt":"2000-10-23T19:32:08","slug":"something-to-help-take-the-edge-off-this-i-needed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2000\/10\/23\/something-to-help-take-the-edge-off-this-i-needed\/","title":{"rendered":"something to help take the edge off &#8211; this, I needed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><u>something to help take the edge off<\/u><\/b> &#8211; this, I needed<\/p>\n<table width=\"80%\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><i>&#8220;Hello there,<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i> Right now, all over the world, dot-coms are hurting. They are suffering<br \/>\n        from faulty business plans and cash-flow shortfalls. They lack earnings<br \/>\n        and even the most basic of revenue models. In many countries, 4 out of<br \/>\n        5 dot-coms will die within the next two years.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i> All that is needed is someone who will look into the eyes of a needy<br \/>\n        dot-com and say, &#8216;Yes, I will help.&#8217;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i> Someone like you.&quot; &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.satirewire.com\/features\/savedotcoms\/sally.shtml\">click<br \/>\n        here to go help<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>It&#8217;s true &#8211; the .com cleanout of the last year or so has hurt a lot of small<br \/>\n  firms &#8211; and we are one of them. Now obviously we have our act more together<br \/>\n  than most and in fact we even have a business model. In other words, we can<br \/>\n  actually show you on paper why and how we will make money.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, there is now a backlash going on &#8211; many smaller investors (we are looking<br \/>\n  for $18 million over two years) are shy of the net. <\/p>\n<p>Grrrr&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>something to help take the edge off &#8211; this, I needed &#8220;Hello there, Right now, all over the world, dot-coms are hurting. They are suffering from faulty business plans and cash-flow shortfalls. They lack earnings and even the most basic of revenue models. In many countries, 4 out of 5 dot-coms will die within the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53134,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}