{"id":681,"date":"2000-11-26T15:08:35","date_gmt":"2000-11-26T15:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2000\/11\/26\/the-loser-living-upstairs-an\/"},"modified":"2000-11-26T15:08:35","modified_gmt":"2000-11-26T15:08:35","slug":"the-loser-living-upstairs-an","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2000\/11\/26\/the-loser-living-upstairs-an\/","title":{"rendered":"The Loser Living Upstairs An"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/SouthBeach\/Lights\/5427\/loser.html\">The Loser Living Upstairs<\/a><\/p>\n<p>An obsessive diary form some freak who obsesses about the man living upstairs from himself. A samlpe entry&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Loser has been quiet all day. It is about eleven now, and as I drive in the parking lot I see Loser&#8217;s lights on. Oh boy, I say to myself, Loser is home. I go to my place. Usually Loser starts pacing around within five minutes after I get in. Maybe he is at the &#8220;stoogepad.&#8221; Wait a minute! Loser just came in. He is with &#8220;stooge one&#8221; and &#8220;stooge two&#8221;. We are in for a night now! Loser is definitely the leader, the main man. But, what does he have to offer? All Loser knows about is his hand and a jar of Vaseline. Anyone that looks up to Loser is a true loser. Looks like the CircJerktm is going to go on all night, just like last time. I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if they are lying on the floor doing spoons. My question is: who gets to be Lucky Pierre?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Loser Living Upstairs An obsessive diary form some freak who obsesses about the man living upstairs from himself. A samlpe entry&#8230;. &#8220;Loser has been quiet all day. It is about eleven now, and as I drive in the parking lot I see Loser&#8217;s lights on. Oh boy, I say to myself, Loser is home. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53206,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}