{"id":687,"date":"2000-12-04T00:43:04","date_gmt":"2000-12-04T00:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2000\/12\/04\/sock-it-2-me-even-the-fish-say-i-stink\/"},"modified":"2000-12-04T00:43:04","modified_gmt":"2000-12-04T00:43:04","slug":"sock-it-2-me-even-the-fish-say-i-stink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2000\/12\/04\/sock-it-2-me-even-the-fish-say-i-stink\/","title":{"rendered":"sock it 2 me – even the fish say I stink"},"content":{"rendered":"

sock it 2 me<\/u><\/b> – even the fish say I stink <\/p>\n

So anyone who watches the webcams over at Girl2<\/a>
\n see where I live right now… and that bright green thing in the corner is NOT
\n an tank where I kept the missing alien bodies from
Area
\n 51<\/a>. No, that is my fishtank. Something like 5 fish, and something like 5
\n billion<\/i> algae. It sucks bigtime.<\/p>\n

I tried chemicals. I looked on the web. I changed my light bulbs. I already
\n had the worlds largest algae eating fish on the planet in there. A Pleko so
\n big it graduated from cleaning the tank to hunting small sheep in the surrounding
\n area. Nothing.<\/p>\n

Somehow, everyone on the web has an aversion to chemicals. They all want to
\n control the tanks green growth with natural means. In particular, it seems their
\n big plan for this situation is to keep the tank hidden in a dark corner of the
\n basement forever so the green glop can’t grow. Brilliant idea – I will get a
\n LOT of joy out of a fishtank at the bottom of a missle silo.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I’m a smart guy so I started thinking – hey, that green glop has GOT
\n to be bigger than a water molecule. So all I need to do is find something that
\n will let the water through and not the green stuff and it will all be just fine.<\/p>\n