{"id":888,"date":"2001-05-01T15:08:55","date_gmt":"2001-05-01T15:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2001\/05\/01\/old-man-murrays-real-news\/"},"modified":"2001-05-01T15:08:55","modified_gmt":"2001-05-01T15:08:55","slug":"old-man-murrays-real-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2001\/05\/01\/old-man-murrays-real-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Man Murray’s Real News"},"content":{"rendered":"

Old Man Murray’s Real News Page<\/a><\/p>\n

“The other day, Chet and I were busy directing our undivided attention to feeling sorry for ourselves because the Internet had exploded and burned up all our Internet money. I tried to cheer him up with some inspirational catchphrases I’d learned the night before while I was reading the book on videotape, Remember The Titans. “We may be broke, but you taught this city how to trust the soul of a man, not the look of him,” I told him. Chet didn’t seem cheered up, so I grabbed both of his hands in my own and continued: “We’re gonna get old, we’re gonna get fat, and someday there ain’t gonna be this black and white between us.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Old Man Murray’s Real News Page “The other day, Chet and I were busy directing our undivided attention to feeling sorry for ourselves because the Internet had exploded and burned up all our Internet money. I tried to cheer him up with some inspirational catchphrases I’d learned the night before while I was reading the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53148,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/888"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/888\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}