{"id":92,"date":"2005-11-29T21:00:09","date_gmt":"2005-11-30T01:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2005\/11\/29\/irresistible-dating-prospects-from-the-gothic-personals\/"},"modified":"2005-11-29T21:00:09","modified_gmt":"2005-11-30T01:00:09","slug":"irresistible-dating-prospects-from-the-gothic-personals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2005\/11\/29\/irresistible-dating-prospects-from-the-gothic-personals\/","title":{"rendered":"Irresistible dating prospects from THE GOTHIC PERSONALS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.demonbaby.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/irresistible-dating-prospects-from.html\">demonbaby: Irresistible dating prospects from THE GOTHIC PERSONALS!<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i>&#8220;But the point is, none of these sites could possibly compare to the wealth of entertainment I had the incredible fortune of stumbling upon yesterday: A massive database of hilarious walking cliches,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.waningmoon.com\/gothicpersonals\/\"> GOTHIC PERSONALS<\/a>. Folks, this is almost too easy. This material writes itself. However, I am going to take candy from the baby and highlight some of the amazing people you could be lucky enough to meet on this extraordinary site&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><em>[snip]<\/em><\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Now wait a minute,&#8221; you&#8217;re saying, &#8220;there are different <b>types<\/b> of goths? I thought they were all equally retarded!&#8221; Well how wrong you are, my friend! According to The Gothic Personals, there are TWELVE different types of goths: GlamGoth (black sparkles?), GlitterGoth (read: tori amos fan), PunkGoth (mix genres to maximize your clothing selection at hot topic), BabyGoth (i don&#8217;t want to know), CorporateGoth (have to wear long sleeves to cover their scratch marks at the office), ElderGoth (remembers seeing joy division live, hasn&#8217;t changed outfits since), MopeyGoth (isn&#8217;t that all of them?), RomantiGoth (the most prolific of goth poets), Mansonite (still grasping on), VampyreGoth (so goth, they spell it with a &#8220;y&#8221;), and, my favorite, GangstaGoth.<\/i>&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>demonbaby: Irresistible dating prospects from THE GOTHIC PERSONALS! &#8220;But the point is, none of these sites could possibly compare to the wealth of entertainment I had the incredible fortune of stumbling upon yesterday: A massive database of hilarious walking cliches, GOTHIC PERSONALS. Folks, this is almost too easy. This material writes itself. However, I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53155,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}