{"id":950,"date":"2001-05-10T01:38:53","date_gmt":"2001-05-10T01:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2001\/05\/10\/short-and-stressed-like-a-midget-at-a-wood-chipper-convention\/"},"modified":"2001-05-10T01:38:53","modified_gmt":"2001-05-10T01:38:53","slug":"short-and-stressed-like-a-midget-at-a-wood-chipper-convention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2001\/05\/10\/short-and-stressed-like-a-midget-at-a-wood-chipper-convention\/","title":{"rendered":"short and stressed &#8211; like a midget at a wood chipper convention"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><u>short and stressed<\/u><\/b> &#8211; like a midget at a wood chipper convention<\/p>\n<p>Lots of money stress around here &#8211; I am not really sure what else to say about it.<\/p>\n<p>Night \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>short and stressed &#8211; like a midget at a wood chipper convention Lots of money stress around here &#8211; I am not really sure what else to say about it. Night \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53135,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}